California Govenator Arnold Schwartzenegger, saying it was a last resort, said he was coming out of film retirement in a last ditch effort to save his state from bankruptcy. The 62 year old, citing the recent success of blockbuster 'Avatar', his state's $21B deficit, and the piling on of more debt by the Obama Administration, said he's returning to the screen to battle the effects of
The film is budgeted at $125M, all of which is being funded by the Governor, with a little help from his wife, a life long democrat, who claims she wants to pitch in before she too loses the rest of what's left of her Kennedy Fortune.
California, the land of fruit, nuts, illegal aliens, and endless entitlement programs, falls behind only Harry Reid's state of Nevada in the number of Home Foreclosures and is currently at 12.5% unemployment.
In addition, the Budget keeps falling further into the bottomless pit of wasteful spending, and is but a mirror of the Liberal Democrat Control of the Country...they only 'underestimated' health care for the indigent by $900M...can anyone say 'Hasta La Public Option, Baby!"
A group of formerly liberal Movie Producers, who don't want to be named in fear that they will be publicly attacked by Sean Penn, Susan Sarandon, Barbra Streisand , George Clooney and Hollywood Darling, Hugo Chavez, are donating their services in exchange for favorable state tax exemptions, as they too are now beginning to feel that their formerly free wheeling life styles are being threatened.
"When the president announced there was going to be a luxury tax placed on Drug & Alcohol Rehab Centers, I knew we had to act to save ourselves," said one former bisexual debutante and trust fund liberal with a nasal drip.
Proceeds from the film, expected to gross over $400B in a world wide release effort, will be donated to California. The Governor said $21B would pay off the debt, $25B would be used to enlarge prisons and round up all those released early who had returned to crime, $35B to build an armored Mono Rail connecting Los Angles direct to Tijuana to return all illegal aliens, and finally some seed money to form an "Anti-Obamanation" community action strike force to get out the vote to insure that Democrats would never again be allowed to take over an elected office to enslave taxpayers.
Schwartzenegger said this was the state's last chance for survival.
A source close to the financial situation said the Governor took the action to counterattack a plan being hatched in the White House by a cabal headed by Rahm Emanuel to lease California back to Mexico, and label it a "Sanctuary Drug Distribution State", with the Federal Government taking 51% of the profits to pay for it's Universal Health Care Plan, Cap & Trade, the looming Amnesty Bill, and continue extortion payments to corrupt congressional members getting rich selling their vote.
Attorney General Eric Holder reacted to the Governor's plan to form his own Community Action Group with indignation! "You can't organize a group under the guise of a non-profit, fund it with private money, intimidate banks, and subvert the democratic process...that's patently illegal, and we at the Justice Department will vigorously prosecute!"
A spokesman for the League of State's Attorney Generals, who are currently investigating Øbama's Militant Political Action Arm, ACORN, said simply,
"Bring it on M*****F******, we've got film you haven't seen yet that will curl your nappy head!"
An advance party is currently planning the evacuation and round up of all inhabitants of San Francisco in order to clear the city for filming, and especially for the climatic scene which left audience goers cheering when the 'city by the bay' finally slides into the Pacific Ocean and a triumphant Governor emerges from the rubble, wet, battered, but victorious!
Tony Bennett will sing the title song for the movie, "I Left My Ass In San Francisco But Now I'm Back on Track & Underbudget!"