Avowed Lesbian 'personality' Tila Tequila announced today that she was the 'surrogate' mother for her brother and his wife, a shocking revelation that left her 'fiance' Casey Johnson broken hearted with the news.
Claiming that the pregnancy was the result of just 'a tiny little worm' that managed to impregnate her after escaping from the bottom of a Tequila Bottle, Tila was unsure if it was Jose Cuervo Silver, or the more potent Tarantula Plata, but vaguely remembered d the moment came at a drunken party for the Bonkettes (copyright 2009/Skoob) when they appeared at the Holiday Bowl.
Tila, a Singapore Smoothy formerly named Tila Nguyen, grew up on the mean streets of the US where according to her biography she was drinking tequila to excess at the age of 13, used drugs, joined a gang, and later got pregnant and was involved in a gang drive by shooting....all by the age of 16.
The teen age role model for countless twittering pre adolescent female teens, went on to star on the infamous TV hit "Pants Off-Dance Off", where contestants stripped while going through dance routines. (ed. Note: I only wish I was making this up.)
Confronting her critics, Tila stated, "This is technically not incest....it's about promoting family values...we Asians are a very closely knit family!"
More as the Worm Turns.