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Saturday, 19 December 2009

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Sarah Palin's Pussy Snowflake after catching some flakes!

Copenhagen, Denmark - On a day when world leaders and tens-of-thousands of protestors descended on Copenhagen, Denmark for the world Climate Change Summit, former illiterate Alaskan Governor, Sarah Palin, turned author for midwest Republican cadavers (registered Republicans) appeared on the floor of the World Climate change Summit.

"The world needs to get a grip on itself, its cold as ever in Alaska, we had a foot of snow before I left Anchorage yesterday," said Palin, "Of course it melted the next afternoon causing flooding and several bridges to be washed out, but that's become normal in the last 20 years. Now my pussy Trixie loves snow and personally I think if Tiger Woods would have taken better care of his wife's pussy, he wouldn't be facing divorce now."

Palin was clearly one of the few conservative politicians in the area, made evident by the almost 10 foot buffer people seemed to make for her wherever she walked.

"Your like the only person who has talked to me all day! People here are so rude. I saw Barack's wife and she sent her secret service agent over to try to escort me out of the building!"

Palin went on to say that if elected in 2012 she would make climate change a priority.

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