Written by Aisubeki Akiudo
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Friday, 18 December 2009

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He Saved Us From everything

President Barack Obama, master of the universe and second coming of Christ today changed the world forever at the Copenahgen Climate Change Summit.

The 'Modern Day Jesus' told the world that "meaningful and unprecedented" breakthroughs had been made even though nothing was done. It was basically a £150,000,000 posh lunch for all.

He even patted a few Indians and Chinese on the back and told them to be good boys and stop polluting the world.

Even though thr US has polluted the vast majority, and done nothing for anyone except Americans, Obama has been promoted by The Pope to the status of greater than Jesus, or His father!

He was SO clever that he made the UK promise to reduce carbon output but 40%, while the US would have to reduce by 4%.

We can all see that he is an amazing bloke and in no way whatsoever a useless piece of rubbish full of political nonsense and sound bites.

God Bless America!

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