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Topics: Movies, Green, ELF

Friday, 18 December 2009

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Its not easy being green

After watching the Film ELF schoolboy Tony Green of Greenhill Road in Glasgow has painted himself green which does not go down to well in some areas of Glasgow where they would rather be painted Orange.

Tony watched the film Elf over and over again and thought that if he painted himself green he would be able to go to the North pole and meet Santa Clause. Our cameraman took this picture of Tony and asked him what it was like being green.

Tony said "I am now being bullied in school and I have lost my elf confidence. It's not easy being green!"

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