Written by Jaggedone
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Topics: Barack Obama

Friday, 18 December 2009

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World wide Neo-Nazis sick as someone nicks "Arbeit Macht Frei", guess who's got it????

The Infamous sign at Auschwitz, "Arbeit Macht Frei" has been stolen.

Jews, Israel-Nazis, the Polish government, Russian Nazis (enough of them) are in uproar about the theft and immediately blamed Polish neo-Nazis wishing to hang the sign up in their local pub!

Now Jaggedone has insider info on this story discovered by his own CIA (cockroach infiltration army) and has learnt that the US, CIA are behind this dastardly deed.

One of Jaggedone's Polish CIA reporters, Lodz Gasmewicz, was shuffling around Auschwitz trying to find a bone or two to sharpen his teeth on when he was disturbed by intruders speaking Yank!

He immediately turned on his secret camera and microphone and sent the following, shocking report:

"At 02.00 local time I was gnawing at a skinny, dried-out bone when two Yank arseholes wearing bullet-proof jackets with CIA written on them whipped the 'Arbeit Macht Frei' sign off of the gate."

I overheard them saying, "fucking Obama's Christmas presents are getting slightly extreme, RIGHT, well lets fuck off before we're discoverd by Polski, Israeli, Russki neo-nazis wanting to steal the same thing!"

Jagged's intrepid CIA reporter, Lodz Gasmewicz, is now safe in his disgusting nest, marrowless, and sent his report back to CIA HQ.

World news agencies are issuing the same story as the Jews, but the TRUTH can now be revealed here, Obama is behind it!

He's just bought Adolf's house in Braun (A) and now he's got hold of one of the most valuable, iconic lumps of scrap metal left over from the Nazi's, now it's hanging over his bed, SEXY!

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