Copenhagen - President Barak Obama spoke this morning in Copenhagen telling world leaders "the nations of the world to come together behind a common purpose."
He also stated that he could really use their help with this.
'I am really starting to look bad out there guys', he told them in an aside. 'Things aren't going really well. I promised I would fix the economy, and I still haven't figured that one out. I told them I would get all the soldiers home and I haven't. I even said I was going to get them free medical care, well, like that would ever happen. Give me a bone here guys. I really need an agreement here.'
The leaders of the nations of the world began writing their wish-lists immediately.
'I see know problem helping President Obama, as long as he is willing to help a little, too', stated an anonymous leader of Brazil.