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Friday, 18 December 2009

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Not Santa

Santa Claus appeared at a press conference in Copenhagen today only yards away from the conference on Global Warming and slammed the Global Warming scaremongers claiming its just as bloody freezing in the North pole as its always been.

Santa was in a furious mood as reporter Mike Smith from London found out when he referred to him as Father Christmas.

"Let's get one thing straight I am not Father Christmas why the hell do you English keep calling me Fecking Father Christmas my name is Santa Claus or even Kris Kringle but you bloody idiots keep calling me Father Christmas STOP IT NOW."

An American reporter also came under attack because he asked Santa why he was wearing a black duffle coat instead of his traditional red suit.

Santa said "Its because of an American company the makers of Coca Cola who started promoting the idea that I always wear a red suit that I have for many years had to deliver presents wearing my red suit, I have a white suit , a green suit and a blue suit in my wardrobe that I have not been able to wear in years because of the Coca Cola company."

Santa then left the building complaining that since there are now so many houses with central heating he has less chimneys to go down which has made his job a lot more difficult.

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