Satire writer Bargis Tryhol was allegedly awakened last week from a deep sleep by a band of extraterrestrial females originating from a planet circling a star in the constellation Beta Riticuli for the purpose of sexual experimentation, according to Mutual UFO Network (MUFON) investigators.
Unlike most UFO abductees, Tryhol vividly remembers his encounter with the Alien beings. "They had huge eyes and most of them were wearing false eyelashes and heavy mascara. Though they didn't look human, they were all female and they exuded this remarkable sexuality", Tryhole told The Spoof. "Some of them were wearing fishnets panties and handcuffs. Somehow they read my mind and knew this was one of my fetishes".
Tryhol explained that the aliens have been visiting Earth for decades in an effort to rejuvenate their dying race. Usually they used needle to extract semen but this time they decided to try it the "Earth friendly" way. For several hours he received fellatio and had sexual intercourse with the gray skinned, albeit very sexy, creatures. After this "romantic interlude" ended he was delivered back to his bed. He looked out his bedroom window as the UFO ascended back into the sky as many of the aliens looked out the portal windows and blew kisses.
Tryhol hopes he gets abducted again sometime in the very near future.
"I think I impregnated all of them", Tryhol said boastfully.