Former President of South Africa and Nobel Peace Prize winner, when it WAS a Peace Prize, Nelson Mandela said today that Barack Obama didn't do shit to deserve his award.
"You think you're hot shit", a source close to Mandela states that the anti-apartheid activist told the President in a telephone call to the White House.
"I called up to say congratulations but you done started that crap about what all you done and I'm sick to death of that kinda talk! You walk the walk before you talk the talk! That's the only thing you done all year is to talk the talk!"
Mandela apparently continued to blister the big ears of the President.
"You ever spend 27 years in prison? on an island? I doubt you ever even been to a prison to visit! And before that and after that, I risked my ass day after day out there trying to get my people free."
Mouthy Joe Biden says he took the call and watched as President Obama's ears turned red and then blue till he finally hung up. But not before he heard a loud voice shout, "My Nobel Peace Prize can lick your Nobel Peace Prize's ass any day, any time!"