Point Barrow, AK - (Rudolph's News Service) The ET (Elvish Technology) Service reported that the mainframe at the North Pole had been hacked earlier today. Items removed from the computer system designed by O. McDonald and Sons featuring E.I.E.I.O (Enhanced Integrated Elevated Input Output) interface include the time card database for the elves, the Nice List and the Naughty List.
"We see no real problem with the missing data since we do make back ups of all data on an hourly basis", states Sven Goobleneck, the head of the E.T. department.
The Naughty List, as well as Santa's email address book and various private emails between Santa and Heidi Fleiss have begun popping up on the Internet, causing a bit of embarrassment for the Jolly Elf.
"Don't go reading too much into those emails", warns Father Christmas. "She was going through a hard time and I was just trying to help."
Not surprisingly, Tiger Woods is at the top of the Naughty List, along with Al Gore and Helen Tarnation, an aspiring writer for The Spoof.com