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Monday, 14 December 2009

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"Nipples good" says Barry

President Barry Obama has today apologised to British PM Gordon Brown after mistaking him for Subo during a recent Whitehouse visit.

"C'mon" said Barry "This fat,ugly lump of flesh speaking Scottish waddled into my office and i made a natural error.I mean if youre going to mistake anyone for a 48 year old talentless virgin then Brown is going to be it"

For his part Brown laughed the matter off , stating "I can understand it's an easy mistake to make although close inspection would show me to have considerably less facial hair than that insane warbling bitch"

All was smoothed over when Barry and Brown shared a Bud and Brown kicked out his famous rendition of "All along the watchtower" whilst touching his nipples and grinning.

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