Written by Jaggedone

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Topics: Australia

Friday, 11 December 2009

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Kangaroos victims of drunken violence? They kick as good as they get!

Australia have been caught up in their most desperate crisis since England's cricket team stuffed them in the Ashes it's called the, "Brit Binge Drinking Sickness!"

Things have become so desperate in Australias main cities at the weekends that they've been forced to send in riot squads to clear the inner cities of hoardes of drunken louts (female and male!).

Now this illness, which started in the UK, has spread to Australia with pissed Aussie Blokes and Birds, f**g and blinding in public, puking over the Sydney Opera House, kicking Aborigines, Kangaroos, Koala Bears and just behaving like their UK counterparts, MORONIC!

The Aussies have asked the Brit authorities for advice but felt their advice was to soft so they've decided to implement draconian legislation and punishments, here 2 examples:

A) Drunkards are to be taken out in the blistering Australian desert barefoot, with no water or beer, only a compass and must find their way home alone!

B) Ex-Brit slave prisons are to be opened for "drying-out" sessions in the searing midday Australian sun!

If these punishments do not work, the drunkards will be faced with deportation back to the UK as a final show of zero-tolerance!

That should do the trick!!!!

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