President Barack Hussein Obama, who said he only had time to fly in and pick up his $1m Nobel Piece Prize, ignoring protocol by turning down a luncheon date with the Viking King, flew into a rage when he was told there was a three day bank hold on the check! Plus some Deductions.
The Norwegians, who according to a nation wide poll of its 4.5m citizens now mirrors a U.S. poll where 67% said Obama deserved 'nothing' for his presidential actions to date, let alone a $1m payday, were upset when Obama skipped most of the public appearances and lunch with the King.
It was only fair then that Norway's Secretary of the Treasury, Swen Petersen, informed the Obama team that there would be 'several' deductions taken from the award check in order to comply with recent U.N. and Obama Administration proclamations to 'share the wealth,' a decision that was said to have caused the president, and especially first lady Michelle, to fly into a blind rage.
Seems as Princess Michelle had already spent the money on a collection of Norwegian Sweaters, smoked salmon, a complete set of silver fox jackets for herself and the kids, and a preserved sperm whale penis to serve as a reminder and warning to her husband that there was more in life 'than just 'f*****g golf!"
Amongst the deductions were the following debits:
*$126,700 Carbon Foot Print Tax for current visit to cover air pollution from 6 air force super transports, 16 armoured limos, a staff of 450, plus 100 Secret Service Agents to carry shopping bags
*$150,000 FICA deduction mandated by IRS for the 'selfishly employed'
*$300,000 held in escrow to cover Congress mandated tax on 'bonus payments' in bill created by Nancy Pelosi
*$50,000 held for state of NY which claims per diem taxes for each day an individual is in their state on 'business' and is being audited currently to determine how many days OBAMA spent in the state on fundraisers.
*$100,000 hold back for African Nations whose leaders have stolen their nation's money, but only because of George Bush, as 'restitution.'
*$25,000 for damage to hotel room after all night party where Chicago Rappers touring with Obama, were booed off Karaoke Stage by audience that didn't appreciate lyrics denigrating vikings and their heritage.
A spokesman for the King also said they had returned the President's gift, unopened, a copy of his latest book to be published just before the 2010 elections " All Black Most of the Time Except When I'm Red" with a forward by
Norway, which has the world's highest standard of living, and is run on socialist principles, is also home of the infamous Norwegian Rat which for years wrangled it's way abroad on sailing ships.
Said Norwegian Press Secretary Laars Amandson, "we're no stranger to Pest Control...and when we smell a RAT, we know how to deal with it. LOUT!
The interest and late payment fees on Michelle's 'Super Black' American Express Card has now reached $250,769.39 giving new meaning to 'Deficit Spending" principles promoted by the President's Agenda.