Emergency Hazmat officials were hard pressed evacuating over 20,000 Global Warming Nuts as oxygen levels dipped dangerously after the city was inundated with ozone and carbon emitting private jets and limousines .
The gathering was sponsored by Al Gore's Hedge Fund and certain Obama Chicago cabinet members on track to benefit financially to the tune of billions of dollars if outrageous carbon control limitations are put in place.
While the world continues to writhe in the thralls of economic collapse, the herd of apologists plotted additional strategies to line their own pockets at the expense of the average working class citizen.
A host of third world countries stood in line with their hands out, expecting to be compensated for 'suffering' the effects of global warming from unrestrained industrialization from the world's more successful countries.
China and India said they would not be bound by any regulations adopted during the climate control conference, and said the U.S. could make good on any payoffs to the rest of the world.
This is a position heartily endorsed by Saudi Arabia, who wants compensation for the drop off in oil consumption, and the entire African national coalition that wants money to install septic systems so they can stop voiding their bowels in the veld causing their crops to die. This sanitary condition was blamed on George Bush, and not on their own leaders who continued have a direct deposit arrangement with the U.N. and consider all extortion aid funds to be declared "personal performance bonuses."
Al Gore, whose carbon footprint now encompasses 4 square meters due to his
bloated 425 lb carcass had also arranged to have several of President Barack Obama's less successful siblings present at the conference paying them to hand out programs.
Kenyan citizen George Obama, who currently resides in a cardboard box at #34 Independence Lane, said he was proud to stand up against Global Warming and the United States. In an aside, he told reporters for "the Daily Worker" that he was sure the embarrassment to his brother would lead to a big pay day...."I've got phone message tapes and a few text messages you know," he said slyly. "this shit would take Tiger right off the front pages!"
The majority of conference attendees took off with their mistresses to Dubai where they were promised free lodging, amnesty on public sex, nudity and drinking, and 2 free rounds of golf.
According to an inside source (George Obama), Michelle Obama put her foot down on the UAE trip and reportedly said, " Barry, your f*****g golf days are over, any more f*****around with the boys and your handicap is going to be a lack of a dick....!"