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Tuesday, 8 December 2009

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As Obamaski signs his Environmental Protection Agency "Greenhouses gases" global warming madness or, more commonly known: societal death warrant, humanity stood together in unison waving a sad, tearful and final good bye to a long friend; Mrs Common sense.

It was a deeply moving ceremony as billions of people linked arms, in their coats, scarves and jackets, waving in voice to the tune of Shinade Ocona - "Nothing Compares to you".

As Obamaski fitted extra heating into the FEMA (Federal Extermination Many At-Once) 'camps', Mrs Common Sense had long since been anticipating the departure and had packed her bags in anticipation of departing humanity shores.

In a tearful response Mrs Sense said "Look, the relationship with humans has always been fickle" She said wiping away the tears.

"I've tried my best. But, when you get dick heads like Gore, The United Corruptions, ObamaSki trying to play God, Things are always going to be troubled between us. Plus, none of them are good in the sack."

"Nevertheless, I guess I'll get a good seat next to the Almighty and will have a front row seat watching humanity implode on itself what with this Global Warming and World Government crime against me (common sense)."

More on this as people get arrested.

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