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Monday, 7 December 2009

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The Chairman of the climate change summit being held in Copenhagen, Mr Atim O'Sphere, has reiterated that the summit is being held there for purely sensible reasons only, and to suggest otherwise would be tantamount to treason.

At a press conference, he revealed that the choice was, in the word of Professor Meer Quat from Dubai, "simples".

He said that the fact the world-famous Christmas Tivoli market is in full swing, with fabulous attractions and wonderful Copenhagen shopping for spouses, had no influence on their choice.

Also, it was just pure coincidence that Copenhagen is only 35 minutes by train over the bridge to Malmo in Sweden, a city acknowledged to have the highest concentration of restaurants per capita in the world, as well as a shrine to Abba.

He also reiterated that that the location of the Carslberg visitor centre in Copenhagen had nothing to do with the choice of venue.

A spokesman for the summit said that special filtration units had been brought in to absorb the hot air, belching and farting expected as a result of the week long eating and drinking excess, in between, of course, the serious mass meeting and mass debates.

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