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Friday, 4 December 2009

Deranged psychopath Amanda Knox and her equally sick boyfriend Raffaele Suckacheeto have been found guilty of murdering student Meredith Kercher.

Despite desperate attempts by Knox's nauseating parents to paint their psycho daughter as sweet and innocent, the Italian jury concluded what everyone has known all along: she and Raffaele are a pair of demented perverts who murdered a trusting girl after she refused to take part in their sick sex game.

Knox was seen giggling within hours of the murder. She and Raffaele went shopping for lingerie the next day, and Knox did cartwheels at the police station where she was taken for questioning. All of which her parents insist is normal behaviour and not in the slightest sociopathic.

The father of the evil bitch will now launch an appeal. He said Amanda's a good Christian girl and that Jesus would want her freed. The Knoxes will ask the Christian Coalition in America's Deep South to help fund their appeal.

Britain's Channel 4, which used to be a good channel at one time, has offered Amanda Knox her own reality show.

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