A fight is looming in the African jungles as George of the Jungle was caught in bed with Jane. The dim witted vine swinger was discovered doing the horizontal mambo with Tarzan's wife by Cheetah and an Ape named Ape (who met for their weekly game of checkers).
As Cheetah has a big mouth, Tookey Tookey bird was the next to hear. He relayed the information all over the jungle and into the nearest villages.
Tarzan of the Apes was not pleased with the news. "Me no happy," said Tarzan. "Me no like hear Jane go bangy bangy in treehouse with George. George no me friend no more. Me feed George to crocodiles or lions."
Ursula, wife of George, also didn't take the news well. "George and Jane! That upright, snooty English bitch! I'll send Elephant Shep over to stomp out that fat ass of hers. George Jr. and I are going back to San Francisco first thing in the morning!"
Speaking for the guilty parties, George of the Jungle issued the following statement to the press: "George love Ursula and George Jr. very much, but Ursula frigid with little boobies. George like big Jane boobies and Jane like Big, Strong George loin-cloth snake. She say Tarzan only have little worm and it no work no more. Jane want more than only Boy, and she say Tarzan no give her none no more. George also like Jane scream a lot, but Ursula just lay there like dead crocodile."
"George also like when Jane put loin cloth snake in mouth and swallow. Ursula gag and say gross and make George feel bad."
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