An incredible subversive plot has been uncovered in America that could erode the very foundations of our democracy.
Angered over the U.S.'s alleged covert interference with their politics in the ousting of Prime Minister Gough Whitlam in 1975, Australia has hatched an incredible, long term plot to bring the giant nation down.
Spearheaded and personally put into action by super Australian newspaper magnet Rupert Murdoch, the Aussies concocted a plot that hit directly at America's Achilles heel- our political naivety. Their devious plan was to create a media empire that would wave the American flag and pretend to be super patriots, but in reality convolute America politics to such an extent that it would be the basis for setting up a right wing dictatorship.
Murdoch himself took control of the action, going to America and buying up all the magazines, newspapers and stations he could. The super spy even went so far as to become an American citizen so that he could more easily and legally conduct his dark business. He appeared in court and, with fingers firmly crossed behind his back, pledged his allegiance to the new flag which, in years to come, he would wrap around himself like a roman toga and pretend to be a patriot to.
Years of mole like work finally resulted with his piece de la resistance- the creation of Fox News. It was a masterpiece of right wing patch work- a Frankenstein of conservative opinion and punditry that was buffed and polished and turned into a gleaming, superficial, seamless juggernaut.
Fox News soon evolved (oops, wrong choice of words; Fox viewers do not believe in anything to do with evolution) advanced into being experts at crushing opposing opinions, tearing down ideas they don't like, undermining democratic institutions and exacting character assassinations on opponents.
The summation of all Fox's hard work will come to fruition in 2012 when the conservative alliance will eliminate all elections, have all Democrats eradicated and host a special ceremony for the crowning of Murdoch as the first king of the U.S.A. The crowning event will be the torching of a huge pyre of non-Murdoch newspapers in front of the White House with Obama tied on top of them.