The day finally arrived when there was no news to report, so a fantastically talented newbie Spoofer resorted to spoofing a fellow Spoofer's spoof, to see if he could instantly rise in the ranks of the Spoof writers chart and hit the top spot by next friday!
His attempt to become King of all Spoofers and be crowned 'Better Than Everyone Else In The Whole World' for doing so well, so quickly was going well.
'If everyone rates this 5* then I'll be king by teatime' said the new boy Spoofer.
The original newbie Spoofer, who found out their work was being spoofed, and who cannot be named due to legal reason's, said in an adolescent squeaky voice "I can't believe it, my rise to the top could be jeopardised by this cretin. I'm well upset!"
The Writer's Chart is regarded as one of the most important charts on Earth. It is widely read by three or four of the Spoofer's who are on the list. And one of those actually gives a shit what it says.
A regular spoofer, in the top 20, said "we tell all our newbie writer's, just bang out any old dross to get up the chart quickly, and bollock's to the quality."
"Self starring is also a good way of upping your ego, only takes a second, but don't let Lowton catch you, you'll be fined. Big time," the know-it-all continued.
Progress of the Spoofer's climb to stardom will be tiresome.
More as we can be arsed.