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Saturday, 28 November 2009

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Obama: "I love minge, me"

Barack Obama has controversially said that he "loves poontang", and enjoys groupies as a perk of his job. Since becoming President of the USA, he has slept with an estimated 300 fans, many of whom follow his every move as he travels the world.

On a recent trip to Asia, he single-handledly gangbanged 6 Chinese women, then in Japan he bukkaked an entire synchronised swimming team.

His wife Michelle is said to be unimpressed, but she herself has come under fire lately from female admirers of her husband. It is thought that jealous groupies were behind a recent smear campaign to show Michelle Obama as a Planet of the Apes extra, viciously implying that she is an out-of-work actor.

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