Not only is Adam Lambert handsome, charming and talented but he has been declared a child of brilliance by "American Mensa" an organization of intelligent people.
Gabe Werba a chairman of American Mensa announced during a press conference that Lambert is officially known to them as having extra ordinary intelligence.
Gabe is referring to an interview Lambert did with his organization. In the interview Lambert addressed the world by saying he was announcing a royal decree to legalize polygamy.
Adam Lambert lifted his right hand and officially declared polygamy a legal act by action of construction. He told the interviewer, "Let it be written let it be done". Gabe then told Lambert, "Mr. Lambert you have more power than the lawmakers. Your words have become law."
Lambert says that there is no difference between the wives of polygamist and the girlfriends teen boys have on the streets.
Lambert says the difference is in the usage of words. He applied the usage of words to create his new law. Lambert explains that it is not against the law to have lots of girlfriends so he declared it legal polygamy and since there is no difference between illegal polygamy and having lots of girlfriends then his law has become an official royal decree.
Gabe told Lambert that it was truly amazing what Lambert has done. He has become authority greater than the courts.
Lambert says that men can have as many girlfriends as they want and they can get them pregnant and it falls within his new law as legal polygamy.
Teen boys on the streets that have dozens of girlfriends that they're impregnating are calling themselves neo-polygamist, and they are announcing to the public that they are protected by Lambert's new law.