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Monday, 23 November 2009

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President Barack Obama, just back from his trip from...whoa! Something's shaking! Obama says he has received a lot of good news from both the Japanese and the Chinese over our national debt.

"In a face-to-face conference in both Tokyo and Beijing, their leaders and I....I can't read this teleprompter with all that shaking going on. Go see if somebody's running a jackhammer out there."

"Now...leaders....debt.....Oh, here we are The leaders and I have decided...beeeeeeeeep!"

"This is Charles Gibson in New York, according to reports coming out of Europe, the Large Hadron Collider has been slicing up the planet now for over"

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"The earth has been sliced down to the level of 100 feet. There have been earth quakes in...

"about this health care package that we MUST.."

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