Brussels - (Euro-Septics): Dodgy new veneers and over-zealous use of dental implants have been blamed for Tony Blair's fading EU presidential campaign.
The hasbeen's gnasher-flashing plummeted to new depths this week as UK news cameramen complained 'there's an awful lot more than the requisite 32 teeth inside that gob.'
"Looks like a predatory loan shark with all those extra canines," an aide to German leader Angela Merkel told worried reporters.
"Should have gone to Barack Obama's orthodontist!" US ambassador to London Louis Susman's hygenist chipped in.
The British Dental Federation also issued a statement distancing itself from the heinous bridgework.
"This gerry-built monstrosity has disproportionately increased Blair's upper mouth span compared to its lower counterpart," BDF emeritius professor of dental technology Dr V Smart explained.
The 1999-built Lord's Cricket Ground Media Centre was once dubbed Cherie Blair's Mouth by horrified National Denture Wearers Association members.