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Wednesday, 18 November 2009

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Bad News for Obama in China: that's just how the cookie crumbles!

President Barack Hussein Obamasan, flush from yet another meeting with a family member, this time step brother Mark Ndesandjo, product of his father's third wife, was welcomed by a programmed group of university students who sang his praises.

The group was led by Hollywood songstress and nasal maestro, Barbra Streissand, an avid fan of the President. A spokesman said she had flown over a week earlier to rehearse the students and help them 'get in the right frame of mind."

Obama didn't seem surprised at the accolades, and was seen tapping his toes and swaying in rhythmic fashion as the chorus of 1500 sang his praises.

With Barbara leading the group, the jingle went like this:

Obama, Obama, he's so nice

Gotta stick with him for your free rice

Just ignore that Dali Lama from Tibet

It's just lies, innit?

Obama, Obama, Obama

Hmmmm, Hmmm, Hmmmm

Obama, Obama, he's just like Mao

Purging his country, he'll show you how

He'll emerge as the new world leader

Long as Michelle don't catch him misusing his Peter

Obama, Obama, Obama

Hmmmm, Hmmmm, Hmmm

At that point the Chinese Government cut the life feed, and the next 43 verses were lost to posterity, although Streissand did say she would have Lindsay Lohan and Britney Speers lip sync them at the next televised Hollywood Awards Ceremony hosted by the DNC.

After the song fest tea and fortune cookies were served, but the President refused to say what his cookie foretold. Press Secretary Robert Gibbs did say, however, that the Presidents lucky numbers were 20, 10, 57,85, 73, & 69.

Rush Limbaugh predicted that those numbers reflected election results in 2010 in which the Democrats would lose a number of seats, and their majority in Congress.

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