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Topics: Food, France, Japan, Tokyo

Tuesday, 17 November 2009

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Napolean failed to conquer the world, French Chefs neither, now they are either heading for Tokyo or the guillotine!

The French renowned for their arrogance have now received the ultimate insult, Tokyo is the best place on the planet to eat and Paris stinks literally, it's the sewers you know!

Actually, French arrogance has received several blows lately:

Ex-playboy Sarkozy arrogantly, initially told the Germans to go and stuff themselves.

Now, he was recently seen on his knees sucking up to Angie Merkel saying, "Angie mon-cherie, j'taime, I need you and Germany, I'll suck anything you want!"

Then he feebly attempted to convince China that France was "tres importante" China then turned his speech into a best-selling comic strip!

Sarkozy then begged Obama to fly over for a chat, Obama replied, "France, oh yes I love baguettes, croissants, camembert, French wine, etc, I must visit them one day, book me a flight to their capital, Luxembourg!!!"

French food is now in a global meltdown, nouvelle-Cuisine Japs are leading the world and French 5* super chefs are booking Air Japan flights, abandoning Paris and opening up in Tokyo.

Even our own Gordon Ramsey has opened up a chique restaurant in downtown Tokyo and has learnt his favourite word in Japanese "FUCK YOU"!

Whilst F*****g at the Japanese, they smiled politely, bowed and warned him delicately about Ninjas!

Gordon didn't understand a word and told them all to "F**K OFF" in perfect Japanese, Gordon was last seen in a thousand pieces being put into a delicious Jap stew, chopsticks and bon apetit!

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