BEJING China - Upon his arrival in China this evening, according to my source Noyen Tubuyca, Obambi declared that the US Treasury would issue its own currency independent of the Federal Reserve, the country of China, and the Bilberberg cabal.
The new currency, the Obambi, has an exchange rate of one Obambi for 2.273 trillion old US Dollars. All Americans will be issued a pension of O10,000.00 to kick start the new deal. This exchange rate is designed to obliterate all current debts of the United States and its people, and free it from the treacherous bankers that designed the current collapse.
In return, and out of deference to the Chinese people, all items shipped to America that were made in China will be returned to China, starting with the wallboard that ruins your plumbing.
The new currency has a picture of Obambi on one side, and a mushroom cloud on the other side.
In fine print, it states: