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Monday, 16 November 2009

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Packer Fan Reaching for a Moon, as Cowboy Cheerleaders Leap into Stands to Show Disgust of Romo!

In an ultimate showing of disrespect, the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders mooned star crossed Quarterback Tony Romo after yet another dismal showing.

Unable to get untracked from the highly publicized break up with Texas Free Ranging Cow, Jessica Simpson, Romo appeared disorganized, harried, unfocused and out of his element as he was ass whupped in a show down with Bret Favre protegee Allen Rogers 17-7, with the lone Cowboy touchdown coming with a minute left in the game.

Romo scrambled, fumbled, was sacked, threw wildly and was miserable in 3rd down situations as the Cowboys were humbled in Green Bay , much to the delight of the home town crowd who gave a standing ovation to the Cowgirls as they bared their ass as the closing gun sounded.

Several of the more aggressive cheerleaders leaped into the stands in the end zone at Lambeau stadium, and were lovingly caressed by wildly appreciative fans.

Romo, noted for his cap on backwards style and cruising the boulevard for chics prior to game day, appeared on camera for a brief interview after the game wearing a Packer's sweat shirt wrapped around his waist to cover his exposed naked ass.

"I don't know what's wrong, " the subdued Former Dallas Dude muttered, "since she (Jessica) left, things have gone to shit. When her dad was calling the plays for me, everything worked like clockwork....I'm going try and hook up with Pam Anderson...or something! And I miss T.O.!

ESPN reporters noted that Oakland Raiders owner Al Davis was in the stands, fueling rumours that Jerry Jones, owner of he Cowboys had had enough of Romo.

Noting that the Vikings and the Cardinals are both enjoying success with veteran, aging quarterbacks, Jones was said to be in intense talks with
former NY Giant legend Y.A. Tittle, and The Snake, former Oakland Legend Ken Stabler.

Jones was also said to be trying to reach former Coach Jimmy Johnson, but according to sources close to Johnson, he was enjoying sitting on the sidelines and watching the Cowboys implode.

T.O. and the Buffalo Bills lost again....this time to the Titans 41-17. .

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