Calcutta - (Last Daze of the Raj): "And if that wasn't bad enough Papa Ratzi's also father of BNP tosser Nick Griffin and FLDS perv Warren Jeffs!"
The admission hasn't exactly shocked Mossad, who sponsored the marque #2 Hitler's Pope since his early Berlin bunker days.
But it has left something of a nasty, Clinton/Lewinsky stain on their Albania desk chief's CV given the country's Eurovision Song Contest dopes.
Born Agnesë Gonxhe Bojaxhiu the Calcuttan nun cut her teeth ministering to Opus Dei bastards and other papal wannabes.
When she found herself pregnant the convent Abbess told everyone it was a miracle and the baby was soon smuggled out to Mrs Ayatollah Khomenei's Black Sea dacha.
Mahmoud grew up in strict Islamo-fascist traditions and spurned his birth parents for their apostacy.
Earlier this year a Tehran broadsheet published Ahmadinejad's DNA which shows him to be at least 95% Jewish.
The Archbishop of Canterbury is 69.