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Friday, 13 November 2009

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What's in a name ? Bruin, Broon, Bron, Brown ?

Gordon "as popular as Idi Amin" Brown has announced a new vote-grabbing idea to try to rescue his flagging image.

Brown, reeling after the James/Janes scandal and the much publicised Super Soaraway "Stun" expose of his atrocious child-like handwriting and inability to spell has stated that he is "sympathetic" to any idea, such as a US-style national military cemetery, that would help ease the grief of victims' families, and make him loook like he gives a shit.

He went on to add that it was only fitting that the cemetery should be in a US stylee since American Troops were responsible for putting a large number of our guys in the ground !

Brown went on to confirm that he had a telephone conversation on Tuesday with Stun proprietor Rupert Murdoch but declined to comment on its contents, beyond saying it was "very friendly, we discussed the future and the words Belmarsh, Guantanamo and Parkhurst were mentioned, LOL !".


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