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Friday, 13 November 2009

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Maggie is not dead, just a cat called "Thatcher" what a shame, ex- Brit coalminers need something to party about!!!

A cat called "Thatcher" died, it was his ninth life by the way, and has caused an uproar in the world of politics.

The owner, Canadian transport minister, sent a text message to the Canadian Prime Minister confirming "Thatchers" death. Thinking it was Maggie he contacted the press and the world breathed a sigh of relief thinking it was really the ex-Iron lady, Maggie!

Now Maggie was not the most loved politician on the planet, ex-Brit Coalminers were celebrating by getting totally pissed, Helmut Kohl slipped on his lederhosen and did the Bavarian knickerbocker dance of joy!

Nancy Reagan held a seance with Ronnie celebrating the news and Gorbachev downed 5 bottles of best Russian vodka pure.

As for the very drab and grey, John Major, who followed Maggie, well he just couldn't stop smiling from ear to ear like a Cheshire cat not called Thatcher by the way.

Well it all turned out to be a massive Spoof because slightly demented Maggie attended the Rememberance day ceremony a short time ago!

The world has returned to hoping that it will be soon so everybody can all have street parties, fireworks and celebrations, especially Arthur Scargill's UK coalminers, WHO? What is a coalminer MUMMY?

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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