SILICON VALLEY, CA - Search-engine kingpin Google and upstart competitor Bing today announced that they will merge, creating the ginormous "Boogle."
Boogle CEO Hash "Ted" Yokamoto said, "It was only a matter of time before the two premier search engines joined forces. Now we will rule the world! A HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Yokamoto, 19, formerly was VP of Cutesy Holiday Logos at Google, and is a graduate of Stanford, MIT and DeVry correspondence school. He recently cleared up his acne and got laid for the first time.
According to Yokamoto, several names were considered before deciding on Boogle: Bingoogle, Ging, Bingle and Goobing. A fifth choice, Monopoloogle, was summarily rejected by all.
Yokamoto confimed the rumor that he plans to wreak havoc on the stock price and then sell Boogle to Richard Branson at an obscene profit margin.