The Swine flu bacteria maybe sweeping the world but Spoof writers have been hit by an even more terrible bacteria called the "gayphobia".
Once this bacteria sets in there's only one cure, go straight!
Several honourable Spoof writers, who shall remain nameless, have certainly been besmitten by this raging bacteria.
Tests on the writers have proven that gayphobia is a very contageous disease and the symptons are as follow:
1) A certain Spoofer, initials JB, accused another very honourable Spoofer, initials JO, of cocksucking!
JO explained to JB that he has been a vegetarian for the last 25 years and stopped sucking COCKLES (laced with vinegar and salt) years ago.
2) Over the top connotations pertaining to the GAY pursuits of certain pop/TV stars including Robbie Williams, George Michael, Graham Norton, Michael Jackson (of the I'm bad fame, Too bad?) Gay catholic priests, polticians, donkeys, sports stars, etc, have become quite abundant recently, hence significant symptons of gayphobia!
3) Male Spoof writers wishing to personally meet their colleagues, in a pub, poof and not a GAY bar have recently become quite popular, hence gayphobia whilst closing the invitation with "not in a GAY way!"
These are some examples of gayphobia taking a grip and DR.Jaggedone has several antidotes to relieve the pain:
1) Become a Grandad
2) Act Butch like Jimbo Gunn or Frankie J
3) Become a Hooligan Nutter like JO
4) Become a real RED like Skoob
5) Never drink Rosé wine
6) Disregard American Football/Baseball/Basketball/Poofball they're all poofs!
7) Worship matcho Colonel Juan, ex can-can dancer who died at the Alamo doing the splits, OOOHH!
8) And never challenge JB to a duel of handbags at 3 paces!
For further tips contact JO at the rehab Loony Bin for deranged Spoofers at Gay Meadows, Shrewsbury FC!