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Thursday, 12 November 2009

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Hasan not a terrorist

President Barrack Obama is trying to calm Americans fears that home grown terrorists now threaten Americans at home. He has assured the public that the suspect in the shooting was not a "terrorist", but a hunter that became confused and thought the soldiers at Ft Hood were deer and not unholy infidels.

He is certain the investigation will show that Major Hasan was really not a threat by contacting radical Islamic Clerics and sending money to Pakistan and proclaiming the death of the great Satan America, but only did those things for advice in how to hunt big game and not Americans. America, is the word for deer in his home village in Palestine.

A deer was seen running into the processing center and Major Hasan followed in pursuit. It was really a harmless hunting trip, that went awry. He did not shout, Allah au Akbar", but "A ha deer you are tar"

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