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Wednesday, 11 November 2009

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Left behind pissed up Amazonian Indians disguised as penniless, Bolivian refugees!

The worst blackout in the history of Brazil occurred yesterday causing chaos, havoc, pillaging, rioting, murdering, non-stop copulating in the open in Rio and Sao Paulo.

The cities were completely BLACK and everybody took the opportunity to DO IT!

Shops were plundered, Favela gangs went on shooting sprees causing riots amongst the "muy pobres" and to top it all everybody who could find a partner "banged and bonked" outside in the warm, tropical, Brazilian air.

It's a Brazilian thing, cocoa brown beautys were wooping it up it with any black, in the black-out, male DICK who happened to be swinging it around on the Copa Cobana and Sao Paulo beaches!

Meanwhile the authorities have found out who the perpetrators of the Blackout were, Amazonian Indians, who bit into the main electricity cables feeding both cities (very hard teeth, immune to electric shocks because of rubbery and very flat feet!).

In the undercover of the dark they raided supermarkets, liquor stores, had a quicky with hot bikini clad beach beauties and then headed swiftly back to their jungle camps with sore "Dicks" and heads.

Brazilian authorities are now searching for indigenous Indians with scorch marks on their lips, pissed out of their brains, outbreaks of gonorrhea, seriously farting after eating so many chilli beans, baked beans and beans generally with a fatty Argentinian steak or two, MARADONA!

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