Written by Frank Miller

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Topics: Death, Diving

Wednesday, 6 January 2010

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Daredevil Miguel Smith from Spain. He's dead now.

A Spanish man died today when his record attempt to high dive into a bucket of water from 30,000 feet failed.

Daredevil Miguel Smith had previously set records for leaping over a speeding train, being run over by 10 cars and being eaten by an elephant; coming out the other end totally unscathed.

The record attempt was held in Death Valley, Nevada, USA (Earth) after two minutes of meticulous planning.

Speaking from beyond the grave, Senoir Smith gave an account of the accident.

"A gust of wind caught me at about 10,000 feet and pushed me off course. I hit the dirt at 130mph and briefly saw my insides spread over a large area of desert.

"I won't be trying that again!"

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