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Monday, 2 November 2009

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The Republican Party is outraged by the taking away of over half a million votes during the upcoming 2012 Presidential election over what Lowton claims is cheating.

"It was obvious", claims Lowton. "Every single Republican candidate has been plagiarizing from Rush Limbaugh, sometimes saying the identical words and phrases you hear on the radio, three hours every weekday and reruns on Sunday."

The Republicans have fought back furiously, paging message after message in the Washington Post, The National Review and on the FOX TV Network.

However, Lowton has stood his ground. He even opened up a poll to see if both Democrats and Republicans have been hearing the very same messages from their local candidates as Limbaugh and Sean Hannity, among other conservative talk show hosts.

Finally, having proved his point since no one could deny the charges -one even called his state followers Dittoheads -the poll closed and was sealed and locked.

As of today, November 2nd, 2009, the Republican vote deduction stands.

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