Written by norma snockers
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Thursday, 29 October 2009

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Mr Ahmed Dore in a doorway today- ready for number 6?

They call him the 'Horn of Africa'. At 112 years old, Ahmed Dore has a reputation to live up to. He has already got 18 children and in the process has worn out 5 wives; and, like a Duracell rabbit, he keeps going and coming and going and coming, on and on and on!

Now Mr Dore and has done it again! He has only found a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow - a 17-'year-old girl. The unnamed girl is said to be very happy and would like some of his babies. The wedding was held in down town Mogadishu, Somalia, and attended by well over 2000 guests - many of whom were his own children and their families, undertakers and their families and also the bride's family of 12.

However, there been some ugly rumours circulating and the new Mrs Dore would like to quash them by saying; "There is absolutely no truth in that I am a 'gold-digger' who hopes to get her hands on Mr Dore's wealth because he is at the point of 'kicking the bucket'."

"Neither is it true that Ahmed Dore is in fact a multi-millionaire Somali pirate! He did not force me into marrying him either. He is just such a nice man whom I love dearly and I expect to have at least 6 children with him. Yes I know there is a vast age difference between us, but I am sure that he has plenty of experience -- I have so much to learn in such a short time. I guess I will have to be a fast learner!

The girl has acquired a nickname; "'er in Dore's".

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