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Monday, 26 October 2009

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INTERCOURSE, PA - Sexologists at the teaching hospital of Bonair University have announced their findings that engaging in sexy activities work just as well toward achieving an erection as taking Viagra or Levitra, and without the unpleasant side-effects.

Lead erection researcher Dr. Hans Crotcher elaborated on the research: "Simple sexy activities such as peeping into a neighbor's window, driving nude down the interstate or discreetly leering at a co-worker created erections just at large and long-lasting as the drugs so popular today."

Project coordinator Dr. Mary Kwyte-Kontrarie added, "The more the subjects rejected accepted social mores and practices, vis-a vis attaining an erection, the quicker it happened. In other words, the closer a man can get to total public degeneracy, the better the boner!"

Law enforcement agencies have been asked not to use tasers on boner suspects, as erections tend to react unfavorably to electric shock.

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