Written by Jaggedone
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Topics: Elvis Presley

Monday, 19 October 2009

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Elvis The Legend lives, a "fetish freak" buys his pubic hairs and re-implants them on his own P-ELVIS, UUGH!

Elvis lives on especially in the fantasies of fetish freaks desiring everything that Elvis either wore, shaved off, dropped or used during sex!

The latest object to be flogged off was a bunch of Elvis's pubic hairs, shaved off before donning a pair of hot, very tight, hawaiian swimming trunks whilst shooting that unforgettable classic, Blue Hawaii!

Pubic hairs at that time were forbidden to be seen, so Elvis had to shave the inside of his upper-thighs!

After the successful sale of an Elvis used and very dry condom, a vibrator given to his estranged missus, Priscilla, a used bog roll found in Graceland with his golden initials woven at the point of impact, cut off toe nails, a couple of flicked off bogeys after picking his nose, and high levels of his packaged dandruff, this latest piece is a blockbuster!

Through genetic testing Elvis's pubic hairs are certainly the genuine article and the proud new owner has promised to have them re-implanted around his crutch, PERV!

This proves the immortal standing of the great man amongst his fans (pervs or non-pervs) and that they will stop at nothing to keep his memory alive!

Next Elvis object up for auction will be a turd left floating after his sad death, a maid fished it out and has kept it ever since, starting bids at $10,000 including original air freshener used at the time!

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