Mr 50% Asif Ali Zardari who estimated net worth is US $1.8 billion is said to be seeking aid from US President Barack Obama worth $7.5bn. Mr Zardari struck a deal with Obama to supply Pakistani body parts to the US on an annual basis to help Americans replace there body parts and cut the countries health costs. The Zardari administration, is in talk with the Taliban to up the damage and meet demands.
We called the Taliban hot-line and were put through to the customer service at the Al-Qaida centre, we asked to speak to there Deobandi Manager Mullah Omar. We asked him how this was possible with such a large demand from the US and this is what he had to say "Well my dear infidel, I must say it is a very hard task to supply but we have constantly bombed military and police posts to minimise any collateral damage like civilian casualties but in business everything goes". We also asked the one eyed Mullah if he was keeping an eye on the well being of his country folk to which he replied "there all dead from the inside anyway were making them into saints and making money along the way".
We then travelled by Donkeys to the Parliament house in Islamabad to speak to Mr Zardari himself and get an insight into this lucrative deal with Mr Obama. When we got there we were told he lives in Dubai and does all his dealing from there! thankfully we were given a chance to give him a call from his office which was left in the trusted hands of his lady friend Sherry Rehman.
Finally we got a chance to ask Mr Zardari who was harder to get hold of than US President Barack Obama. We asked Mr Zardari how this deal was going to make Pakistan Safe and all he said was "We are aware of the fact the Taliban are trying to take care of Pakistan. We're fighting for the survival of Pakistan by fulfilling the wishes of all the Pakistani people and sending them abroad be it alive or dead".
Well has you can see Mr 50% will promise and deliver a brighter future to Pakistan.