A high powered group of wealthy business men announced today that Rush Limbaugh was being dropped from the syndicate recently organized to buy the St. Louis, Rams, a financially strapped, and athletically challenged National Football League Team.
The NFL commissioner, backed by several team league owners said Limbaugh's participation would be sending 'the wrong' message to their 'fans and sponsors'.
Limbaugh , the popular conservative talk show host has recently incurred the ire of the Obama Administration, Rep. Charles Wrangle (sic), the Reverends Jackson and Sharpton, the entire ACORN community action group, and all 'journalists' in the tank for the current far left liberal agenda in the US.
According to CNBC's Keith Olbermann, who recently called columnist Michelle Malkin a 'sack of shit with lipstick' on air, the only supporter for Limbaugh according to a network 'fact checker' , was "BO" the White House dog, who, along with Limbaugh, were the only two who seemed to want to hold Dog Killer Michael Vick responsible for his bestial actions involving Dog Fighting for Fun, Sport, & Money. Vick now plays for the Philadelphia Eagles as a convicted felon, and team 'enforcer.'
The NFL commissioner, as a footnote, also announced the addition of the Rap Group, "Cop My Joint" to the minority ownership ranks of the Miami Dolphins.
The Group, composed of 6 local high school drop outs who made it big after being discovered playing local after hours clubs, and a U-Tube clip showing the group entertaining a junior high school cheer leading team in a hot tub, were a unanimous choice to join the ownership of the Dolphins.They were sponsored by Jackson, Wrangle, and Sharpton, who just happened to be in town soliciting donations for their tax free charities in exchange for calling off possible boycotts and picket lines of the Dolphin's Sponsors.
'The Joints" as they are called locally, will be performing live at this weeks
Thursday night football event, and previewed their new hit single for the media:
"Bum Diddy, Bum Diddy, Bum Diddy,
ya'll Come Suck My purfect lil Tittie
You got the moves I love to hump,
I be watchin your jeans, and seein your lump
Bum Diddy, Bum Diddy, Bum Diddy, Doo Me
I feel the need to have your seed
Plant my victory garden and watch me grow
Bum Diddy, Bum Diddy, Bum Diddy, Go Daddy Go!
Long after de time on the field run out,
you be paying me child support for that long Time Out!
Bum Diddy, Bum Diddy, Bum Diddy
Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm.
Introducing "Cop My Joint" with be an opening act featuring the "Bonkettes",
an all female rock group from the UK, who are hoping to buy in Leeds United
and become the spokesperson's for Britain's Bid to host the World Cup.