Written by Jaggedone
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Topics: Animal Rights

Tuesday, 13 October 2009

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Mijnheer Geert Wilders is not a Nazi he just hates Muslims of any colour or country and want's to send them all home, Jawohl!

Geert Wilders, Dutch far right politician and "lover" of Maroccans, Turks and Muslims in general can now enter the UK legally!

Albeit, he's left his Dutch "SS Speziell Einheid" troopers under a bridge in Amsterdam preparing for a "Blitzkrieg" water invasion of the Isle of Man!

Geert was rejected by the non-racist, multi-culti Brits and felt they were a bunch of f*****g hypocrits!

Now the European High court has ordered Britain to allow Geert to enter the UK so he can explain his anti-Muslim film called Fitna!

The film is controversial and shows Dutch skinheads kicking the shit out of Muslims, a thing which could never happen in the tolerant, multi-culti UK apart from "Paki bashing" of course!

Geert is determined to prove he is not a racist or Islamaphobic and that he just hates the thought of Islam and Muslims taking over the "Master Races"!

He only wants Holland to be Dutch, Germany to be German, France to be French, etc, and the UK not to be an American Colony! (too late, oops!)

Anyway Geert and his SS are busy preparing for the invasion of the Isle of Man claiming the Dutch discovered it long before the Manx Cat and want's it back!

The Isle of Man will then become a Muslim no-go zone (yes!!!!), a true celtic state, fly the flag of Oranje (pissing the catholics off in Northern Ireland!) and Margaret Thatcher will become the new Prime Minister holding hands with Mijnheer Geert Wilders over a "lekker kopje hollandse koffie en weed cake" (translation = nice cup of Dutch coffee and a piece of real Dutch "weed" cake!)!

"Tot Ziens and see you in the UK" Geert smiled!

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