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Monday, 12 October 2009

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Obama Pleased with Efforts to Stop Suicide Bomber

Washington, D.C. - Homeland secretary Napolitano and U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) Assistant Secretary John Morton today announced new initiatives to track down and apprehend notorious Al Qaeda suicide bomber Faleek Mustobar.

Mustobar is thought to be responsible for suicide bombings in Israel, Libya and three European countries. Napolitano says the CIA has provided intelligence to the Department of Homeland Security that the suicide bomber has recently managed to cross the border into the US and is planning to carry on with his relentless reign of terror by blowing himself up next in New York during the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.

President Obama congratulated the efforts of Secretary Napolitano and the Department's ongoing vigilance on this matter and says he is confident that "It is only a matter of time before Mustobar is apprehended and prevented from sacrificing himself in yet another suicide attack."

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