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Sunday, 11 October 2009

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It's All About Poo

Researchers at the University Of Chicago (South Side) have recently unveiled the results of years of research into the 'unique' British sense of humour.

Professor Egon Offagin announced the results to a packed house of TV and Movie scriptwriters at the Biograph Theater, where John Dillinger once had a really bad day.

The British regard their sense of humour as the most sophisticated in the world, looking down condescendingly on any other nation which considers itself to be even mildly amusing with an air of haughty superiority.

"This shit ain't sophisticated!" Professor Offagin announced, speaking with the conviction of a fire and brimstone preacher. "This shit is all about shit! The Brits think shit and shittin' is hilari-fuckin-ous! Their sophisticated humour is all about shittin' and pissin' and bein' too Goddamned drunk to fuck! It ain't no wonder these mothafuckers is always fightin' wars! They real pissed off 'cause they got no sense of fuckin humour. The bitches fight 'cause they just ain't fuckin funny! They a bunch of assholes who should stick their toilet humour up their own Goddamned asses!"

Woody Allen told us:

"I never really thought about it that way. But the Brits do appear to be kind of obssessed with shit and bodily fluids. Gotta go, just had an idea for a script..."

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