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Topics: 2012, mayan

Sunday, 11 October 2009

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Predixion's Son, Poo Poo

Apolinario Chili Predixion says that he is tired of being bombarded with wild frantic questions about the Mayan calendar supposedly "running out" on Dec. 21, 2012, and President Obam's health care bill not being passed. After all, it's not the end of the world.

Or is it?

"Definitely not", the Mayan Indian elder insists. "I came back from England last year and, man, they had me fed up with this crappola."

"Everyone asked me, 'Will the world end in 2012 or if Obama's health care bill not passed" or 'Do the two go together?"

It can only get worse for poor old Apolinario. In November, Hollywood's "2012" opens in cinemas, featuring earthquakes, meteor showers, Omama still talking about health care and a tsunami dumping an aircraft carrier on the White House, while he never blinks in 1,250th speech.

At Colgate University, Ima Smartin, who runs the "Curious? Handsome? Ask an Astronomer" Web site, says people are scared shitless, if you'll pardon her French.

"It's too bad that we're getting e-mails from third-graders who are saying that they're too young to die," Smartin said. "We had a mother of twelve young children who was afraid she wouldn't live to see them grow up."

"Probably not, if you have a stroke worrying about it", she had told her, and got slapped for her effort.

Meanwhile Apolinario Chili Predixion says he blames that blockhead, Al Gore, for the whole mess.

"He has twisted the meaning to our calendars", stated Predixion, while chanting and throwing dung powder over a square-headed doll.

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