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Topics: Sex, Cars

Saturday, 10 October 2009

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The Hunda Motor Corp. set themselves apart from American automakers in the 80's and 90's by designing quality vehicles without all the toys and buzzers and with good quality cars at a lower price.

This decade, Hunda made their mark by introducing the Pissus, the first hybrid car to hit the market that got 75MPG and would go up to 65 MPH.

The Green people have been lauding it ever since it's appearance, while admitting that a car the size of a Rolls Royce carrying only two people and 40 batteries was a little much.

Never-the-less, they all bought one or were stared down by their companions.

But now the Hunda people have introduced a masterpiece!

True, it still looks the same, but it now has a aromatic fragrance in its interior that releases special pheromoans to all three sexes!

Plus it now gets over 90 miles per gallon because it's usually parked out somewhere in a private area.

In fact the new highbred has a GPS system that directs you to all the lonely secluded spots in every part of the country, wherever you now live.

The new Hunda Humper is even given credit for saving marriages as a special screen comes down in the front and you can view old movies like "The Creature That Ate Cleveland" and "The Attack Of The Killer Kumquats!"

Whatever you do, you and the wife go for a trial ride in this new car. The front seat tilts all the way back and join the back seat and the cushions all click together.

Or you may want the outdoors feel of the new Highbred "Vibrating Bed" Cushioned Truck bed with cover.

Just be sure to drive it off the lot first.

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