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Saturday, 10 October 2009

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Within moments of the news of his Nobel Peace Prize award, President Obama discovered that he was also going to be the recipient of a lifetime achievement award at the Brits.

"I'm frankly amazed," said Obama in a press interview. "For a start, I've never made music, I'm not British, and I've not actually done anything with my life other than become president. I feel that the British Music industry should have waited until I'd actually done something before awarding me this prestigious honor."

As the Brit award rolled in, it was followed by the Smarties Book Prize for excellence in Children's Fiction. Again Obama was amazed.

"I've not actually written everything, for adults or children, but I am honored," Obama said. Whilst admitting he was honoured, he was informed that he had also been awarded an Oscar for Best Leading Man, Pipe Smoker of the Year, Rear of the Year, Person Most People Wanted At A Dinner Party and FHM's Sexiest Woman.

"Wow," Obama announced. "I mean, thanks guys, but exactly what have I done to deserve these awards?"

Before the day had finished, though, there was one more award for Obama, the most ironic award of the year award was presented to him, and is the only one he actually earned.

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