Washington - President Obama snuck out of the Oval office last week and repeatedly dialed the WBIG 100.2 FM oldies station, correctly answering "What was Madonna's first hit song?" to win three free Pizza Pies of his choice at Baffetto's.
News of Obama's good fortune spread like wildfire and it was not long before it was misinterpreted by translations into different languages and announced as "Obama wins the Peace Prize."
The news somehow was delivered to the awards committee for the Nobel Prize who were coincidently meeting in Oslo to deliberate over potential candidates for this year's "Prize for Peace."
The committee received the news as a statement of the award from the Nobel Foundation directly and proceeded to follow through with the award to president Obama which made headline news worldwide.
Ever gracious President Obama was flattered to receive the award.
"This must be my lucky week."